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Offline Reality

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Laker Haikus
« on: March 24, 2008, 10:57:36 AM »
S-Jax long bombing
biedrins is blocking Fisher shot
monta, jr jam

Phil say frontrunner
opps!  Golden State is roadblock
Glory road no smooth

Glory road is close
Collusion still need Bynum
refs help needed too

Nash drains in Kobe face
sorry, who is M.V.P.?
Lakeshow better next year

Avoid Spurs we must
few back to backs, thanks Dave Stern
road trips are easy
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Re: Laker Haikus
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2008, 11:08:46 AM »
Here is a haiku about Reality and the Lakers

Only shows up after loss
He should call a shrink near home
Still wont address Spurs Collision
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Re: Laker Haikus
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 11:29:52 AM »
                   W    L     PCT   HM       RD      CONF    DIV   Pts    Pts A    DIFF    Last 10
2 LA Lakers    48  22   .686   24-9    24-13   29-13   8-4   108.2  101.1   +7.1     6-4
6 San Antonio 47  23   .671   28-6   19-17    25-16   9-6   95.5    91.0    +4.5     4-6

I guess there are now 4 teams the Spurs HOPE and pay to Stern they don't have to face in the playoffs.  Will the Spurs pay the refs enough this year to repeat Collusion 2007 like they did against the Suns?
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"History shouldn't be a mystery"
"Our story is real history"
"Not his story"

"My people's culture was strong, it was pure"
"And if not for that white greed"
"It would've endured"

"Laker hate causes blindness"

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Re: Laker Haikus
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 11:39:17 AM »
Quote from: Reality on March 24, 2008, 10:57:36 AM
S-Jax long bombing
biedrins is blocking Fisher shot
monta, jr jam

Phil say frontrunner
opps!  Golden State is roadblock
Glory road no smooth

Glory road is close
Collusion still need Bynum
refs help needed too

Nash drains in Kobe face
sorry, who is M.V.P.?
Lakeshow better next year

Avoid Spurs we must
few back to backs, thanks Dave Stern
road trips are easy

Do you realize three of your Haikus do not follow the Haiku standard?  You actually added unecessary words that made the Haiku invalid.  Classic self OWNAGE!

Ode to Reality:

Try hard as he might
To hide closet Laker love
Shines in every post

Bandwagon shakey
Reality looks to jump
Laker wagon full
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"History shouldn't be a mystery"
"Our story is real history"
"Not his story"

"My people's culture was strong, it was pure"
"And if not for that white greed"
"It would've endured"

"Laker hate causes blindness"

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Re: Laker Haikus
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2008, 11:44:49 AM »
The FRAN*s are out early.

5-7-5 is the Haiku I'm using.  Not sure of the version you fabricated.

I guess you think I should have made them more like you twos?  :D :D

Spurs win at Dallas
GNob is again top tier
I enjoy whole game
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Re: Laker Haikus
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2008, 11:48:57 AM »
Barrdawg is back soon
Rain from sky is treys, repeat
counts good for 3 points
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Re: Laker Haikus
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2008, 11:51:41 AM »
Quote from: Reality on March 24, 2008, 11:44:49 AM
5-7-5 is the Haiku I'm using.  Not sure of the version you fabricated.

Ohh, then there are 2 that are wrong.  OWNAGE!  
IMO the Lakers own you as well.  Lakers beat Dallas with Dirk for the entire game, so no big deal there.  Utah win was huge!  6-4 vs 4-6  hmmmm..PAWNED!
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"History shouldn't be a mystery"
"Our story is real history"
"Not his story"

"My people's culture was strong, it was pure"
"And if not for that white greed"
"It would've endured"

"Laker hate causes blindness"

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Re: Laker Haikus
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2008, 11:54:09 AM »
Spurs 4 game losers
Reality is absent
Board is good for once
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Re: Laker Haikus
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2008, 11:58:01 AM »
FRAN*s are frustrated
Need win badly @ Golden
SJax Barron fear

Sweep not good for Lakes
Make Randy hop Bandwagon
Internet board jump
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Re: Laker Haikus
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2008, 11:59:52 AM »
Spurs finally win
Reality back on board
Stupidity reigns
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Re: Laker Haikus
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2008, 12:03:19 PM »
Snow melt, Dan trip make
journey to Staples Mecca
Want playoff win bad

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Re: Laker Haikus
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2008, 12:29:29 PM »
Board Lakers stressed
Pink Floyd Shine On Crazy D
Listen, feel better

Breathe, breathe in the air
Kobe calls need not be fair
till the final bell
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Re: Laker Haikus
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2008, 12:49:19 PM »
Quote from: Reality on March 24, 2008, 11:58:01 AM
FRAN*s are frustrated
Need win badly @ Golden
SJax Barron fear

Sweep not good for Lakes
Make Randy hop Bandwagon
Internet board jump

Are you going to fix the two you screwed up on?  Isn't there supposed to be a point to the poems?
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"History shouldn't be a mystery"
"Our story is real history"
"Not his story"

"My people's culture was strong, it was pure"
"And if not for that white greed"
"It would've endured"

"Laker hate causes blindness"

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Re: Laker Haikus
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2008, 12:55:19 PM »
LOL @ writing poetry about a team you supposedly hate all morning.

Peter Pan needs to put you back in your cage if you catch my drift.
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Re: Laker Haikus
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2008, 01:44:24 PM »
lol -- I can count on 1 finger how many NBA teams that I have been a true fan of -- I bet you would have to take off your shoes and socks to count the number of teams that you have bandwagonned for 'cause you would run out of fingers.

Keep telling yourself that Barry is the only thing missing from the Spurs attack!  ::)  It's hard to believe that the Spurs put ALL of their hopes on a role player! 

As for the Spurs winning yesterday, it was a great thing that Dirk went down -- otherwise the Mavs win that game!
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